Posted 38 minutes ago

mizzjade:

I can’t stop laughing.

(Source: unclefather)

Posted 1 hour ago
thedaintysquid:

semioticharuspook:

I fuCKING LOVE THIS ELVIS GIF
fucking floor guy killing it on the sax
the fuckers on the ladder
jimmy-bob in the back dancing like a prospector who found gold
the motherfucker who just appears swinging a trombone like he’s fucking fighting a swarm of bees
and fucking Elvis hobbling around like he lost his crutches

reblogging this for the caption because I almost spit out my drink.

Of course, made me think of this:

thedaintysquid:

semioticharuspook:

I fuCKING LOVE THIS ELVIS GIF

  • fucking floor guy killing it on the sax
  • the fuckers on the ladder
  • jimmy-bob in the back dancing like a prospector who found gold
  • the motherfucker who just appears swinging a trombone like he’s fucking fighting a swarm of bees
  • and fucking Elvis hobbling around like he lost his crutches

reblogging this for the caption because I almost spit out my drink.

Of course, made me think of this:

(Source: semioticharuspex)

Posted 1 hour ago
My Tumblr Crushes:
o-bloody-elle (8%)
mamacakes523 (7%)
translucentkitty (5%)
heath-bear (5%)
seanoftheundead (5%)
feigenbaumsworld (4%)
mrdreadful (4%)
superawesomeredheadedchick (4%)
agrownupgeekgirl (4%)

o-bloody-elle at #1?!?!  She’s never gonna believe it! XD

My Tumblr Crushes:

  1. o-bloody-elle (8%)
  2. mamacakes523 (7%)
  3. translucentkitty (5%)
  4. heath-bear (5%)
  5. seanoftheundead (5%)
  6. feigenbaumsworld (4%)
  7. mrdreadful (4%)
  8. superawesomeredheadedchick (4%)
  9. agrownupgeekgirl (4%)

o-bloody-elle at #1?!?!  She’s never gonna believe it! XD

Posted 2 hours ago
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Posted 17 hours ago

sweetest-little-angel:

theteenagevowinaparkinglot:

unseelie-prince:

I think we all need an aggressively positive spider friend in our lives

aggressively positive spider

daddy-keith
, and Sissie
dominatedaphrodite
are mine :)

(Source: bluedogeyes)

Posted 17 hours ago

nicevagina:

no one taught him how to dog :(

(Source: lawebloca)

Posted 18 hours ago

Weird Al’s 8 best music videos side-by-side with their originals

Posted 18 hours ago
Posted 20 hours ago

dwarva:

anti-fapitalism:

anti-fapitalism:

A video game in which every time you die your injured limbs and body parts are replaced by machines and you slowly become less and less human until the point in which you have no human body parts left and you must decide whether you will continue to fight for humanity of which you have no connection left with

Someone do fan art of this

Screw fan art someone make THE DAMN GAME.